>Play a DnD session after work
>Make new character sheet
>Name him Humpty Dumpty
>Be ruler's right hand man
>Sleep with his wife
>He walks in
>Thrown in cell
>Pulled from cell
>Be dragged by horsemen till death

Humpty Dumpty laid with king's wife
Humpty Dumpty ruined his life
Humpty Dumpty thrown in cell
"Humpty Dumpty, rot in hell"
Of all king's men, t'were death by horses
Humpty Dumpty had ran his courses